{"id":3306,"date":"2012-11-17T09:15:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-17T09:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/?p=3306"},"modified":"2012-11-17T09:15:47","modified_gmt":"2012-11-17T09:15:47","slug":"doktor-familijaris-vulgaris-kriminalac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/?p=3306","title":{"rendered":"Doktor familijaris vulgaris &#8211; Kriminalac"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/wp-content\/uploads\/die-hard.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3307\" title=\"die-hard\" src=\"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/wp-content\/uploads\/die-hard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a>Da parafraziram naslov filma&#8230;Udri(mo) mu\u0161ki!<\/p>\n<p>Do\u0161la jutros predstavnica jedne poznate firme, evo transkripta:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ona:<\/strong> Dobro jutro&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ja:<\/strong> jutro&#8230;do\u0111ite bli\u017ee&#8230;taaako, sad da provjerim jeste li ozvu\u010dena ( pip, pip&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ona:<\/strong> Dobrooo&#8230;a jeste li Vi ozvu\u010den (pip, pip&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ja:<\/strong> A gdje \u0107u radit s tolikim \u017eicama, a i ometao bih CEZIH&#8230;nego, snima nas kamera&#8230;vidite tamo kraj klime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ona:<\/strong> Hmmmm&#8230;a koja vam je firma kupila?<\/p>\n<p>Predstavnica me je definitivno podmitila svojom duhovito\u0161\u0107u&#8230;spada li to u nematerijalno mito, ako propi\u0161em koju kutiju lijeka njene firme?<\/p>\n<p>Pozdrav s Kvarnera, kriminalnog legla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da parafraziram naslov filma&#8230;Udri(mo) mu\u0161ki! Do\u0161la jutros predstavnica jedne poznate firme, evo transkripta: Ona: Dobro jutro&#8230; Ja: jutro&#8230;do\u0111ite bli\u017ee&#8230;taaako, sad da provjerim jeste li ozvu\u010dena ( pip, pip&#8230;). Ona: Dobrooo&#8230;a jeste li Vi ozvu\u010den (pip, pip&#8230;) Ja: A gdje \u0107u radit s tolikim \u017eicama, a i ometao bih CEZIH&#8230;nego, snima nas kamera&#8230;vidite tamo kraj klime&#8230; &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[24,33],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p13bms-Rk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3306"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}