{"id":3718,"date":"2013-04-23T20:03:17","date_gmt":"2013-04-23T20:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/?p=3718"},"modified":"2013-04-23T20:03:35","modified_gmt":"2013-04-23T20:03:35","slug":"crni-humor-kazalisce-i-opca-praxa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/?p=3718","title":{"rendered":"Crni humor: Kazali\u0161\u0107e i op\u0107a praxa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Anonimna autorica iz obiteljske medicine razo\u010darana i razlju\u0107ena nemogu\u0107im odnosima u kojima se danas nalazi obiteljski lije\u010dnik.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ju\u010der sam u zekaemu gledala Tartufa.Uglavnom, neki lopu\u017ea zai\u0161\u0107e od nekog bogatog , blesavog i egocentri\u010dnog tipa njegovu vlastitu \u017eenu.\u00a0Kako je bogata\u0161u trenuta\u010dni \u0107ef bio taj lopu\u017ea, ovaj da mu udovolji ka\u017ee &#8211; dajem ti svoju \u017eenu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u017dena od bogata\u0161a moli i plazi pred bogata\u0161em da ju ne prepu\u0161\u0107a pod ovog lopu\u017ei\u0107a.\u00a0Bogati ne odustaje u svom prohtjevu.\u00a0Ostatak obitelji, sve do jednog koliko nesretni toliko pohlepni i prijetvorni drukaju bogata\u0161evu \u017eenu da se poda lopu\u017ei\u0107u.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ona (bogata\u0161eva \u017eena) kona\u010dno , u \u0107orsokaku ( ho\u0107e poslu\u0161at bogatog mu\u017ea jer mu je do njegove love i lagodnog \u017eivota koji joj pru\u017ea ; ali konflikt jer ne \u017eeli lopu\u017ei\u0107a &#8211; on joj je ispod \u010dasti ) pristane le\u0107 tj. pole\u0107 pod\/nad lopu\u017ei\u0107a ( ovisno o sceni).To ostatak obitelji blagoslovi da se uli\u017ee bogata\u0161u ( isto zbog novaca)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Onda bogata\u0161 sku\u017ei da ga je lopu\u017ei\u0107 opelje\u0161io za nekretninu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Onda bogata\u0161 pljune na svoju \u017eenu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Onda svaki \u010dlan obitelji ( djeca, \u0161ogor, \u0161ogorica&#8230;) pljune na bogata\u0161evu \u017eenu&#8230;. ( jer se polegla \/ nadlegla nad lopova koji ih je opelje\u0161io .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dakle, koji \u010dlan obitelji smo mi u toj igri ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Prvo nas sexa hazo da pacijent ima prava, onda nas penalira hazo \u0161to smo pacijentu dali prava, onda mi pacijentu ne damo ne\u0161to od njegovih prava, onda nas hazo penalira jer mu nismo dali neko od njegovih prava.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Prvo nas klini\u010dari po predavanjima pljuju da nedajemo pacijentu dosta uputnica za bolni\u010dke specijaliste, onda mi po\u0161aljemo pacijenta bolni\u010dkom specijalisti, pa onda bolni\u010dki specijalist pred pacijentom ken@% a koja te budala poslala, pa mi drugi puta ne damo pacijentu uputnicu za bolni\u010dkog specijalistu, onda pacijent prek babe i strica i \u010dista\u010dice ode bolni\u010dkom specijalisti, pa bolni\u010dki specijalist pred pacijentom ken@% a kaj te nije poslao tebi fali vitamina D i treba\u0161 napraviti : CDFI, EMNG, MR&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\na \u0161to ni\u0161ta ne\u0107e promjeniti u pacijentovom stanju.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anonimna autorica iz obiteljske medicine razo\u010darana i razlju\u0107ena nemogu\u0107im odnosima u kojima se danas nalazi obiteljski lije\u010dnik. Ju\u010der sam u zekaemu gledala Tartufa.Uglavnom, neki lopu\u017ea zai\u0161\u0107e od nekog bogatog , blesavog i egocentri\u010dnog tipa njegovu vlastitu \u017eenu.\u00a0Kako je bogata\u0161u trenuta\u010dni \u0107ef bio taj lopu\u017ea, ovaj da mu udovolji ka\u017ee &#8211; dajem ti svoju \u017eenu. \u017dena &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p13bms-XY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kohom.hr\/mm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}